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Billy Connolly Quotes

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I don't believe in... I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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I've always wanted to... I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
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My definition of an... My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.
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Once you become successful,... Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day.
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