Michael Scott : Dwight you ignorant sl**....

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Author	Michael Scott
Category	The Office
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Quote: I want today to be a beautiful memory that the staff and I share after I have passed on to New York. And if Toby is a part of it, then it'll suck.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I want today to...

Quote: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

If I had a...

Quote: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke.
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B.J. Novak
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The Office

There is no such...

Quote: I don’t have a lot of experience with vampires. But I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.
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Dwight
Category:
The Office

I don’t have a...

Quote: Well, I just think we all deserve to be with someone who wants to be with us.
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Phyllis Vance
Category:
The Office

Well, I just think...

Quote: An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to... An office is a place where dreams come true.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

An office is for...

Quote: If you don't like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus...Or the front of the bus or drive the bus.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

If you don't like...

Quote: Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.
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Author:
Dwight Schrute
Category:
The Office

Jim told me you...

Quote: Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Oh God, my mind...

Quote: Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also he's divorced... so he's not really a part of his family.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Toby is in HR...

Quote: You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

You will not die!...

Quote: I took her to the hospital. And the doctors tried to save her life, they did the best they could. And she is going to be okay.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I took her to...

Quote: Abraham Lincoln once said that, 'If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Abraham Lincoln once said...

Quote: Through Concentration, I Can Raise And Lower My Cholesterol At Will.
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The Office

Through Concentration, I Can...

Quote: There Are Too Many People In This World. We Need A New Plague.
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The Office

There Are Too Many...

Quote: Just a simple macro. You know, these actually don’t sound that funny one after another. But he does deserve it, though.
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Author:
Jim
Category:
The Office

Just a simple macro....

Quote: Bros before ho**. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your hoe rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho*. And you told her she was the only ho* for you. And that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho* no mo.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Bros before ho**. Why?...

Quote: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.
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Author:
Pam Beesly
Category:
The Office

I don’t care what...

Quote: I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I would not miss...

Quote: ‘You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.’ – Wayne Gretsky’
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

‘You miss 100% of...

Quote: Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. 'Cause of your butt.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Hate to see you...

Quote: I hate so much about the things you choose to be.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I hate so much...

Quote: This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple years ago.
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Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

This is our receptionist,...

Quote: It is St. Patrick's Day….It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
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Author:
Michael Scott
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The Office

It is St. Patrick's...

Quote: Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

Webster's Dictionary defines wedding...

Quote: I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I don't hate it....

Quote: If You Pray Enough, You Can Turn Yourself Into A Cat Person.
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The Office

If You Pray Enough,...

Quote: I have six roommates, which are better than friends because they have to give you one month's notice before they leave.
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Author:
Toby Flenderson
Category:
The Office

I have six roommates,...

Quote: I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest the guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another.
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Author:
Michael Scott
Category:
The Office

I don't come up...

Quote: As A Person Who Buys A Lot Of Erotic Cakes, It Feels Good To Be Represented On One.
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As A Person Who...

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