T. J. Miller: Funny is as funny does, and funny puts...

Quote	Funny is as funny does, and funny puts on a walrus mask and slowly gyrates in a mall food court. I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. Copy
Author	T. J. Miller
Category	Funny
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Quote: I can always get better. A lot of my ex-girlfriends don't think I'm funny.
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Author:
Dane Cook
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Funny

I can always get...

Quote: Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny.
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Author:
Norm MacDonald
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Funny

Comedy is surprises, so...

Quote: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
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Author:
Margaret Smith
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Funny

My uncle Sammy was...

Quote: I realized I was gay in the shower one day with Barbra Streisand. It happened while I was lathering, rinsing, and repeating with Pert Plus. As I was belting out the chorus to my favorite song from 'Funny Girl,' 'Oh my man, I love him so, he'll never know...' it hit me.
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Author:
Ross Mathews
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Funny

I realized I was...

Quote: A rich man's joke is always funny.
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Author:
Thomas Edward Brown
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Funny

A rich man's joke...

Quote: Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
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Author:
Chris Pratt
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Funny

Who knew Rob Lowe...

Quote: I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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Woody Allen
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Funny

I don't believe in...

Quote: The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.
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Author:
Lele Pons
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Funny

The inspiration for my...

Quote: Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Author:
Tim Allen
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Funny

Men are liars. We'll...

Quote: Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
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Author:
Jerry Seinfeld
Category:
Funny

Funny is the world...

Quote: You meet folks who are funny and really smart and persistent and loving that are confronting this thing we call poverty, which is just a shorthand for this way of life that holds you underwater. And you just wonder what our country would be if we allowed these people to flourish and reach their full potential.
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Author:
Matthew Desmond
Category:
Funny

You meet folks who...

Quote: I was foreign and Jewish, with a funny name, and was very small and hated sport, a real problem at an English prep school. So the way to get round it was to become the school joker, which I did quite effectively - I was always fooling around to make the people who would otherwise dump me in the loo laugh.
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Author:
Alain de Botton
Category:
Funny

I was foreign and...

Quote: It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Author:
Jerry Seinfeld
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Funny

It's amazing that the...

Quote: As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
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Author:
Buddy Hackett
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Funny

As a child my...

Quote: If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
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Author:
Lily Tomlin
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Funny

If love is the...

Quote: There's a difference between being a comic and a comedian. A comic is a guy who says funny things, and a comedian is a guy who says things funny, and he has a style and point of view that will last much longer.
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Author:
Milton Berle
Category:
Funny

There's a difference between...

Quote: That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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Author:
Jimmy Kimmel
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Funny

That's my main flaw:...

Quote: A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
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Author:
Gilbert Gottfried
Category:
Funny

A lot of people...

Quote: All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Author:
Mark Twain
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Funny

All generalizations are false,...

Quote: I like being funny; I like laughing with people.
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Author:
Kyle
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Funny

I like being funny;...

Quote: Macho does not prove mucho.
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Author:
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Funny

Macho does not prove...

Quote: Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
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Author:
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Funny

Every man has a...

Quote: It's really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching 'Daddy's Little Girls' literally in tears.
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Author:
Idris Elba
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Funny

It's really funny because...

Quote: You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.
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Author:
Bill Burr
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Funny

You know, it wasn't...

Quote: I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
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Author:
Marlon Wayans
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Funny

I'm good at coming...

Quote: The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
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Author:
Fred Allen
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Funny

The first time I...

Quote: I've never been to a dinner party where everyone at the dinner table didn't say something funny.
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Author:
Lorrie Moore
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Funny

I've never been to...

Quote: I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
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Author:
George Burns
Category:
Funny

I spent a year...

Quote: The parrot's so funny. He imitates me and I don't even realize he's doing it. I'm walking around the house talking to myself and whistling and the next day he's said something I've said... it's scary you know?
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Author:
Mick Ralphs
Category:
Funny

The parrot's so funny....

Quote: If I get dressed up, and my boyfriend says, 'You look gorgeous,' I kinda feel funny. I don't know if I'm particularly comfortable with being attractive.
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Author:
Toni Collette
Category:
Funny

If I get dressed...

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