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When Jonathan Winters died,... When Jonathan Winters died, it was like, 'Oh, man!' I knew he was frail, but I always thought he was going to last longer. I knew him as being really funny, but at the same time, he had a dark side.
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When we ask for... When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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When we talk to... When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
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When you are courting... When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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When you see things... When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.
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When you're doing a... When you're doing a medieval show like 'Pillars,' it starts off a bit like a school play. You're all in funny costumes; you've had your coffee, and you say, 'Good morning'. Then you go on set and, if you've got good actors and directors, it takes on a life of its own.
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When you're eight years... When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
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When you're in love... When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
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When you're out of... When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.
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Who included me among... Who included me among the ranks of the human race?
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Who knew Rob Lowe... Who knew Rob Lowe was funny? On 'Parks and Rec,' we've got some of the funniest comedy writers, some of the funniest comedians in the world working there. And if anything, we don't just effuse to one another and be like, 'Oh, Rob Lowe's really funny,' if he wasn't.
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Who picks your clothes... Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?
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Whoever is my relative,... Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Why do they call... Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Why do you have... Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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Why does everyone think... Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
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Why don't you get... Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
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Why don't you get... Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?R
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Why is Cloud 9... Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
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Wine is constant proof... Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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With any of the... With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to contribute to, people approach me and say, 'Hey, would you like to do this?' I laugh out loud and say, 'Yes, that'd be funny.' Or, I'm very moved by what I read and say, 'Yes. How can I help you?'
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With improv, it's a... With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
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Without hurting anybody, we... Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.
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Working with Julie Andrews... Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
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Yes, I've seen Louis... Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there.
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Yield to temptation. It... Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.Robert A.
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You are not just... You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
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You can always tell... You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
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You can do anything... You can do anything with bayonets except sit on them.
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You can lead a... You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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You cannot dictate what... You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm.
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You can't be a... You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's just hysterically funny.
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You can't do anything... You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.
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You can't really be... You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
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You could knock my... You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
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You know how old... You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
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You know it's funny... You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.
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You know the funny... You know the funny thing, I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.
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You know what? At... You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
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You know, fame is... You know, fame is a funny thing, man, especially, you know, actors, musicians, rappers, rock singers, it's kind of a lifestyle and it's easy to get caught up in it - you go to bars, you go to clubs, everyone's doing a certain thing... It's tough.
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You know, it wasn't... You know, it wasn't even that I'm a funny guy, I just loved stand-up comedy and I wanted to do it. It was one of the few things in my life that I knew I was going to be able to do, and I also felt as though I'd be able to do it the way I wanted to do it.
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You know, Lincoln was... You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny.
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You know, the funny... You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it.
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You know, what's funny... You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.
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You know, you can... You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny.
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You meet folks who... You meet folks who are funny and really smart and persistent and loving that are confronting this thing we call poverty, which is just a shorthand for this way of life that holds you underwater. And you just wonder what our country would be if we allowed these people to flourish and reach their full potential.
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You see much more... You see much more of your children once they leave home.
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You win a race,... You win a race, the next race it's a question mark. Are you still the best or not? That's what is funny. But that's what is interesting. And that's what is challenging. You have to prove yourself every time.
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You're only as good... You're only as good as your last haircut.
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