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| A lot of people... | A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions. Copy Copy A lot of people who⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| I was the class... | I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood. Copy Copy I was the class podiatrist.⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| With me, traveling for... | With me, traveling for work is arriving at the airport, checking into the hotel, leaving the hotel the next morning at 4 or 5 to do something like 'The Jimmy and Jackie Captain Crazy Morning Zoo,' doing a bunch of those in a row, then going back to the hotel, and then finally going to the club. Copy Copy With me, traveling for work⦠copied to clipboard |
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