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Groucho Marx Quotes

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A child of five... A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Anyone who says he... Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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I have had a... I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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I refuse to join... I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I, not events, have... I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
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Man does not control... Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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Only one man in... Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men – the other 999 follow women.
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The secret of life... The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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