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Henny Youngman Quotes

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A self-taught man usually... A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I once wanted to... I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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If at first you... If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
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If you're going to... If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
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I've been in love... I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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Just got back from... Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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Some people ask the... Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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This man used to... This man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
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What's the use of... What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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When God sneezed, I... When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say.
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