Tom DeLonge: Humor has become so cliche and boring that...

Quote	Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. Copy
Author	Tom DeLonge
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Author:
Fred Allen
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The first time I...

Quote: Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
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Author:
Ronald Reagan
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Before I refuse to...

Quote: I'm probably not very funny. The scripts just don't come in, or the ones that do aren't that good. I suppose I'm just an old drama queen, really.
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Author:
Ray Winstone
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Funny

I'm probably not very...

Quote: But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.
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Author:
Charlie Sheen
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But you can't focus...

Quote: When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.
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Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
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When you see things...

Quote: I'm crazy, funny, and good looking!
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Alex Wolff
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I'm crazy, funny, and...

Quote: I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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I like Michael Moore,...

Quote: Never put a sock in a toaster.
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Author:
Eddie Izzard
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Never put a sock...

Quote: John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.'
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Author:
Stephen Merchant
Category:
Funny

John Cleese was a...

Quote: Diane Keaton is good for women in and of herself. She's smart and funny and real.
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Author:
Gloria Steinem
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Funny

Diane Keaton is good...

Quote: When I have had a long day at work, I want something to watch that is funny, lighthearted and easy to get into, and reality is that. I'm not really into serious programmes or documentaries.
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Author:
Amy Childs
Category:
Funny

When I have had...

Quote: I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But everyone had to do it so I didn't have a choice. A talent agent came and watched it and later gave me some work. It's funny because I'd always known that I wanted a movie career. I just didn't think that I would be in the movies.
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Author:
Kristen Stewart
Category:
Funny

I had to act...

Quote: I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
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Author:
Paul Lynde
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Funny

I sang in the...

Quote: I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
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Author:
Paris Hilton
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Funny

I'm blonde and tanned...

Quote: I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
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Author:
Jim Carrey
Category:
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I got a lot...

Quote: It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power.
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Author:
Ryan Reynolds
Category:
Funny

It's funny, because there...

Quote: I used to say, 'Man, I think I'd be a really good dad. I'll be a great provider. I'm funny; I'll go on trips with them - I'll do all sorts of stuff.' But the momming? I'm not made for that. I have a really good mom; I know what she put into it.
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Author:
Elizabeth Gilbert
Category:
Funny

I used to say,...

Quote: If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
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Tom Hanks
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If you're funny, if...

Quote: We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
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Author:
Daniel Dennett
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Funny

We adore babies because...

Quote: My favourite comedian, of course, is Tim Conway. He has a way about him - being that belly-laugh kind of funny, and he has the improvisational skills, too. I've never seen anybody better.
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Author:
Carol Burnett
Category:
Funny

My favourite comedian, of...

Quote: Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective.
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Author:
Virat Kohli
Category:
Funny

Unless someone wants to...

Quote: When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
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Author:
Paul Merton
Category:
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When I turned about...

Quote: My hope is that we can spread the word: Wonder Woman is not some unapproachable goddess. She's funny, dangerous, intimidating, brilliant, and compassionate. In many ways, I think she's the most human superheroine there is.
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Author:
Gail Simone
Category:
Funny

My hope is that...

Quote: I wanted to be clever, but being funny came first. That's how you know someone is clever. They don't come out and tell you pi to 13 places - they tell you a joke.
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Author:
Ricky Gervais
Category:
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I wanted to be...

Quote: Only the mediocre are always at their best.
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Author:
Jean Giraudoux
Category:
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Only the mediocre are...

Quote: Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.
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Author:
Kevin Hart
Category:
Funny

Is everything funny? For...

Quote: Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
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Author:
Kate McKinnon
Category:
Funny

Comedy is a tool...

Quote: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
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Author:
H. L. Mencken
Category:
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Nobody ever went broke...

Quote: A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.
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Author:
Ivan Reitman
Category:
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A good actor is...

Quote: I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
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Author:
Paul Lynde
Category:
Funny

I wish I had...

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