Leonardo DiCaprio: I got attention by being funny at school,...

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Quote: I believe in rules. Sure I do. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them?
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Leo Durocher
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Funny

I believe in rules....

Quote: Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.
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Pippa Evans
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Until I was about...

Quote: It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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Johnny Vegas
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It is easy for...

Quote: I'm very silly as a person, but quality silliness on-screen has more of an art to it. Harrison Ford, whom I was in 'Morning Glory' with, has mastered that dry funny better than anyone.
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Author:
Rachel McAdams
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Funny

I'm very silly as...

Quote: Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.
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Allison Jones
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Funny

Pretty people don't keep...

Quote: I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.
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Will Ferrell
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Funny

I'd love to become...

Quote: You can't be a real spy and have everybody in the world know who you are and what your drink is. That's just hysterically funny.
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Roger Moore
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Funny

You can't be a...

Quote: Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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Tim Allen
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Men are liars. We'll...

Quote: Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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James Thurber
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Progress was all right....

Quote: A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
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Kevin Nealon
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A lot of baby...

Quote: Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
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Author:
Victor Hugo
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Fashions have done more...

Quote: Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.
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Sebastian Stan
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Comedy is only funny...

Quote: Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
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Author:
Christopher Plummer
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Working with Julie Andrews...

Quote: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
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Author:
James Thurber
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Funny

Well, if I called...

Quote: We adore babies because they're so cute. And, of course, we are amused by jokes because they are funny. This is all backwards. It is. And Darwin shows us why.
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Author:
Daniel Dennett
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We adore babies because...

Quote: I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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Author:
Les Dawson
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I used to sell...

Quote: I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny.
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Demetri Martin
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I think since I...

Quote: I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.
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Author:
Billy Connolly
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I don't believe in...

Quote: I own and operate a ferocious ego.
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Bill Moyers
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I own and operate...

Quote: There is always something funny going on between scenes with Adam Sandler. He's always cracking jokes and yelling at people for no reason. It's pretty funny. He'll joke around during scenes, too. When he guest-starred on 'Jessie,' there was nothing in the script that he said first take.
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Cameron Boyce
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There is always something...

Quote: I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
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Winston Churchill
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I may be drunk,...

Quote: Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?
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Author:
Tracey Ullman
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Why does everyone think...

Quote: I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
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Calvin Coolidge
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I have never been...

Quote: I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
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Howard Nemerov
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I would talk in...

Quote: Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
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Marilyn vos Savant
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Have enough sense to...

Quote: The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
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Arthur C. Clarke
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The best measure of...

Quote: I don't think I would do a straight late-night talk show, like a 'Tonight Show' kind of thing. But I'm open to whatever is done well. I don't have any agenda. I'm not like Fugazi - I'm not trying to be just so punk rock until I die. Whatever is funny is good.
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Author:
Eric Andre
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I don't think I...

Quote: But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where, if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic or violent or sinister stuff in it, you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
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Author:
Jr.Robert Downey
Category:
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But I think Kiss...

Quote: We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life or Citizen Kane, and now it is pretty funny - the idea of commentary for a silly kid's movie, you know?
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Author:
Dana Carvey
Category:
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We didn't even think...

Quote: We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.
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Author:
Louis Aragon
Category:
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We know that the...

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