Quote: Jim The Office Itâs true. Iâm having a party. Iâve got three cases of imported beer, a karaoke machine, and I didnât invite Michael. So three ingredients for a great party. And itâs nothing personal, I just think that if he were there, people wouldnât be able to relax, and you know, have fun, and my roommate wants to meet everybody. Because Iâm pretty sure he thinks that Iâm making Dwight up. [sighs] He is very real. Jim The Office