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Quote	I went out with seven actors in a row. There are problems with that. I've had the really good-looking dramatic actor, and that has its problems. And then I'll go out with the funny guy. It's almost like the funny guy has more to prove. Copy Copy I went out with sevenâ¦ copied to clipboard
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