Chevy Chase: I would love to do a movie with...

Quote	I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing. Copy
Author	Chevy Chase
Category	Funny
Quote Length	Medium
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Quote: When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.
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Author:
Paul Merton
Category:
Funny

When I turned about...

Quote: You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
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Author:
Chevy Chase
Category:
Funny

You could knock my...

Quote: I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
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Author:
Hillary Clinton
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Funny

I'm undaunted in my...

Quote: I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.
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Author:
Bob Hope
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Funny

I have a wonderful...

Quote: 'Copper' is my first period piece. It's funny because I've been doing a lot of episodes of 'Elementary' with Johnny Lee Miller and Lucy Liu; they keep bringing me back on the show, and so I go from being an outstanding black doctor to being a kind of hood, ex-car thief who went through rehab in 'Elementary.'
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Author:
Ato Essandoh
Category:
Funny

'Copper' is my first...

Quote: It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
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Author:
Matt Lauer
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Funny

It usually takes two...

Quote: After all is said and done, sit down.
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Author:
Bill Copeland
Category:
Funny

After all is said...

Quote: I get a stack of scripts, like, once a month, and most of the time, you find these placeholder girls that are there to provide a bounce for the male character. So we know he's funny because she's serious and she's mad at him. We know he's strong because she needs saving. So really, her job is to validate this personality trait of our hero or male.
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Author:
Amber Heard
Category:
Funny

I get a stack...

Quote: Sometimes I think I'm funny. But then sometimes I see myself, and I think, 'There's somebody trying to be funny.'
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Author:
Paul Rudd
Category:
Funny

Sometimes I think I'm...

Quote: I comment on my friends' things; whatever they post, I post funny posts. I don't post anything that's too sad or mad, or at least not for too long. And I'm usually just a happy person! Silly - people would describe me as silly and crazy and fun.
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Author:
GloZell
Category:
Funny

I comment on my...

Quote: There's only one rule in stand-up, which is that you have to be funny. Yet 99 per cent of comics look and talk exactly the same.
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Author:
Bo Burnham
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Funny

There's only one rule...

Quote: At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'
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Author:
Tom Hanks
Category:
Funny

At the end of...

Quote: As a comedian, I don't know if they're laughing because it's funny or if they're laughing at me because I'm not funny. And I'm thinking, 'Who cares? They're laughing.' If you go on stage, and they're laughing at you full-on for 60 minutes? You know, whatever puts them in the seats.
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Author:
Larry the Cable Guy
Category:
Funny

As a comedian, I...

Quote: Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
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Author:
George Orwell
Category:
Funny

Whatever is funny is...

Quote: I'm known as a kind of dramatic, serious, almost humorless actor and the fact is, I'm a funny guy, and I spend most of my life trying to find a lighter side of things, and on stage was given plenty of opportunity to do that.
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Author:
Campbell Scott
Category:
Funny

I'm known as a...

Quote: It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
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Author:
Zora Neale Hurston
Category:
Funny

It's a funny thing,...

Quote: It is really funny when people say you'd be obvious for a great villain.
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Author:
Angelina Jolie
Category:
Funny

It is really funny...

Quote: It's funny - I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When I'm rounder in the face, I like to say, 'This is my long-term look.' Or 'This is my wife-and-kids look right here.'
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Author:
Garrett Hedlund
Category:
Funny

It's funny - I...

Quote: Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
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Author:
Robin Williams
Category:
Funny

Why do they call...

Quote: Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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Author:
Josh Billings
Category:
Funny

Flattery is like cologne...

Quote: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
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Author:
Claude Pepper
Category:
Funny

A stockbroker urged me...

Quote: It's funny, because I have periods where I just kind of go dark. I don't tweet, I don't talk, I don't interview, and then I have times where I do.
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Author:
Lance Armstrong
Category:
Funny

It's funny, because I...

Quote: What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise. K.
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Author:
Jerome
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Funny

What I am looking...

Quote: I can resist everything except temptation.
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Author:
Oscar Wilde
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Funny

I can resist everything...

Quote: The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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Author:
Phyllis Diller
Category:
Funny

The only time I...

Quote: I think it's a comedian's job to make everything funny. Nothing is off-limits.
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Author:
Donald Glover
Category:
Funny

I think it's a...

Quote: Isn't it funny how babies laugh a lot? I read a toddler, a young child laughs 300 times a day. The average adult laughs, like, four times a day. God put it in them. He put the laugh in us, but I think sometimes we let life get us down, you know, have bad breaks, and we lose our breaks.
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Author:
Joel Osteen
Category:
Funny

Isn't it funny how...

Quote: She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.J. B.
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Author:
Priestley
Category:
Funny

She was a handsome...

Quote: Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
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Author:
Ellen DeGeneres
Category:
Funny

Most comedy is based...

Quote: Progress might have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.
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Author:
Ogden Nash
Category:
Funny

Progress might have been...

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