Chevy Chase: I would love to do a movie with...

Quote	I would love to do a movie with Albert Brooks; we're so different, but I find him so funny, and I can be just as seemingly narcissistic as he comes off, the 'it's all about me' kind of thing.
Author	Chevy Chase
Category	Funny
Quote Length	Medium
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Category: Funny
Author: Emma Watson
Quote: Ignoring fame was my rebellion, in a funny way. I was insistent on being normal and doing normal things. It probably wasn't advisable to go to college in America and room with a complete stranger. And it probably wasn't wise to share a bathroom with eight other people in a coed dorm. Looking back, that was crazy.

Ignoring fame was my...

Category: Funny
Author: Esther Williams
Quote: When you're out of sight for as long as I was, there's a funny feeling of betrayal that comes over people when they see you again.

When you're out of...

Category: Funny
Author: Jake Paul
Quote: People naturally want to retweet and engage on super funny videos and memes.

People naturally want to...

Category: Funny
Author: Ed Sheeran
Quote: Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument, one of the best ways to diffuse it is to be funny. You don't want to hide away from a point, because some points are serious, but you'd rather have a discussion that was a discussion, rather than an argument.

Try to find someone...

Category: Funny
Author: Grimes
Quote: It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.

It's obviously funny to...

Category: Funny
Author: Steve Carell
Quote: You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.

You know, what's funny...

Category: Funny
Author: Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Quote: He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

He looks as though...

Category: Funny
Author: Garry Shandling
Quote: You know it's funny that none of the regular late-night shows now use guest hosts the way Johnny did. No one talks about it much, but it's curious that they don't do it. They would each have to be asked the reason why they don't.

You know it's funny...

Category: Funny
Author: Don Rickles
Quote: I exaggerate all our selves, our beings. I make fun of everything: of our life and what we are. But I don't tell jokes, really. I just exaggerate life, and it comes out funny.

I exaggerate all our...

Category: Funny
Author: Yogi Berra
Quote: I never said most of the things I said.

I never said most...

Category: Funny
Author: Spike Milligan
Quote: How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I...

Category: Funny
Author: Joe Rogan
Quote: The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

The misconception is that...

Category: Funny
Author: Virat Kohli
Quote: Unless someone wants to look funny, I'll not recommend anyone to copy my bowling action. But on a serious note, with the confidence that I have got from the amount of runs I have been scoring, when I'm thrown the ball to bowl, I am pretty sure of what I have to do. I may not be the most attractive to watch while bowling, but I can be effective.

Unless someone wants to...

Category: Funny
Author: Eddie Van Halen
Quote: It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?

It's funny, when bands...

Category: Funny
Author: George Carlin
Quote: Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.

Weather forecast for tonight:...

Category: Funny
Author: P. J. O'Rourke
Quote: As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children, any cruelty involving children becomes far less amusing than when one was at the mercy of one's friends' and relatives' children.

As I get older,...

Category: Funny
Author: David Lee Roth
Quote: I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

I used to jog...

Category: Funny
Author: Tracey Ullman
Quote: Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?

Why does everyone think...

Category: Funny
Author: Julie Brown
Quote: I think I knew I was funny in Elementary School. I think most funny people realize it when they're young. It tends to come out of stress or trauma - something that makes you want to be funny.

I think I knew...

Category: Funny
Author: Phyllis Diller
Quote: Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

Best way to get...

Category: Funny
Author: Louie Anderson
Quote: I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.

I had been asking...

Category: Funny
Author: Kevin Hart
Quote: Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

Almost anything can be...

Category: Funny
Author: Nick Cave
Quote: People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring them off. I think a lot of the funny stuff, underneath it, there's a deep anxiety going on.

People often can't separate,...

Category: Funny
Author: Phoebe Robinson
Quote: Any joke can be funny, but not any joke is funny. Any joke has the potential to be hilarious to you, but more importantly, the joke has the potential to not be funny to you but to someone else.

Any joke can be...

Category: Funny
Author: James A. Garfield
Quote: Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.

Man cannot live by...

Category: Funny
Author: Jeremy Lin
Quote: It seems like everybody's perception of me is very bipolar. To one group, it's overpaid, overrated; to another group, it's underpaid, underrated, underdog. It's funny to me because there's no real balance.

It seems like everybody's...

Category: Funny
Author: Norman Wisdom
Quote: I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

I was born in...

Category: Funny
Author: Peter
Quote: If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.Laurence J.

If two wrongs don't...

Category: Funny
Author: H. L. Mencken
Quote: Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Nobody ever went broke...

Category: Funny
Author: Tom Hanks
Quote: At the end of the day it's got to be a good movie, it's got to be a funny movie, and it's got to make people think, 'Hey, I couldn't have spent my time any better.'

At the end of...

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