Terry Crews: I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced...

Quote	I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. Copy
Author	Terry Crews
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Quote: My parents were dishonest people. If it was my birthday, I knew my mother took me to the K-Mart and she stole my toy. She'd put it in the shopping cart and we'd walk out. I was raised with that.
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Author:
Vincent Gallo
Category:
Birthday

My parents were dishonest...

Quote: Since the day I got married, I never got to plan my birthday.
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Author:
Barun Sobti
Category:
Birthday

Since the day I...

Quote: I have been a frequent air traveler since I was a few months shy of my sixth birthday, when my parents packed me off to boarding school two plane rides away from home. Those days of being willingly handed from air hostess to air hostess as an 'unaccompanied minor' made me blase about the rigors of air travel.
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Author:
Shashi Tharoor
Category:
Birthday

I have been a...

Quote: I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
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Author:
Chaz Bono
Category:
Birthday

I always wanted to...

Quote: It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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Author:
Sam Levenson
Category:
Birthday

It was on my...

Quote: I was hurtling towards 40, and I'd always wanted to write. It does focus your mind, heading towards that big birthday. If there is anything you think you want to do, you think, 'I probably should have a go now!'
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Author:
Gail Honeyman
Category:
Birthday

I was hurtling towards...

Quote: A 1920s dress I wore on my 21st birthday... literally disintegrated on me. I had the most wild debauched night. And that disintegrated dress sits in my closet - such a great memory.
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Author:
Liz Goldwyn
Category:
Birthday

A 1920s dress I...

Quote: The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'
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Author:
Emma McLaughlin
Category:
Birthday

The more Mommy blogs...

Quote: Old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
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Author:
Francis Bacon
Category:
Birthday

Old wood best to...

Quote: One I built when I was a kid, and it was a real miniature of Disneyland. I fell in love with the park when I went there with my parents on my 12th birthday.
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Author:
Bobby Sherman
Category:
Birthday

One I built when...

Quote: I don't go to celebrity parties a lot. I don't really enjoy them because I really like going for it in parties. And sometimes at celebrity parties, there is no dancing on tables because people... it can be a little judgmental at times. So I tend not to go unless it is Taylor Swift's birthday party; then it's amazing.
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Author:
Sam Smith
Category:
Birthday

I don't go to...

Quote: It is really a great feeling to win a World Cup on your birthday.
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Author:
Nino Schurter
Category:
Birthday

It is really a...

Quote: In college, I wrote newspaper articles and songs. Then, on my 21st birthday, I sold my first book. It was a nonfiction book about women pirates - 'Pirates in Petticoats.' After that, I was a book writer for good.
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Author:
Jane Yolen
Category:
Birthday

In college, I wrote...

Quote: As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday.
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Author:
Ashley Jensen
Category:
Birthday

As a child, I...

Quote: I decided if you're lucky enough to be alive, you should use each birthday to celebrate what your life is about.
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Author:
Mary Steenburgen
Category:
Birthday

I decided if you're...

Quote: Birthdays come but once a year, celebrate and be of good cheer.
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Author:
Robert Rivers
Category:
Birthday

Birthdays come but once...

Quote: By the time of my ninth birthday, I had become a bit of a socialist, as I am said by conservative colleagues to be to this day. I went on within the next few years to volunteer as an envelope stuffer for the American Labor Party, and my political thinking has not shifted measurably since that time.
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Author:
Sherwin B. Nuland
Category:
Birthday

By the time of...

Quote: I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I found out that I had missed lunch, I gave such a shout that the Earth stopped and spun backwards two days. That's why I celebrate my birthday on 8 September.
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Author:
Jon Scieszka
Category:
Birthday

I was born full...

Quote: I don't set up screenings. I can barely plan my kid's birthday party.
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Author:
Becky Albertalli
Category:
Birthday

I don't set up...

Quote: I can remember the three restaurant experiences of my childhood. All I wanted to do on my birthday was to go to the Automat in New York... but I don't know if you consider that a real restaurant.
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Author:
Alice Waters
Category:
Birthday

I can remember the...

Quote: The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.
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Author:
Sloane Crosley
Category:
Birthday

The Queen of Crafts...

Quote: Less than two weeks before my 34th birthday, I bought pots. Most people were amazed that I did not previously own pots, but that was before I explained that I had never used my oven, and used my stovetop for my dishrack.
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Author:
Rachel Sklar
Category:
Birthday

Less than two weeks...

Quote: My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.
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Author:
Eric Bristow
Category:
Birthday

My dad bought me...

Quote: I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
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Author:
Kirstie Alley
Category:
Birthday

I binge when I'm...

Quote: I wanted to be the next Dana Carvey. This was my ultimate goal. If I ever cut into a birthday cake and made a wish, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I threw a coin into a fountain, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.' If I saw a shooting star, I would wish to be on 'Saturday Night Live.'
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Author:
Jimmy Fallon
Category:
Birthday

I wanted to be...

Quote: I don't really remember, but I'm positive that whenever I cried, my mother gave me something to eat. I'm sure that whenever I had a fight with the little girl next door, or it was raining and I couldn't go out, or I wasn't invited to a birthday party, my mother gave me a piece of candy to make me feel better.
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Author:
Jean Nidetch
Category:
Birthday

I don't really remember,...

Quote: My parents split before my fifth birthday, and I moved with Mom and my three siblings to her native Oahu.
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Author:
Janet Mock
Category:
Birthday

My parents split before...

Quote: In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll be in big trouble.
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Author:
Eva Longoria
Category:
Birthday

In the Mexican culture,...

Quote: I believe that if writers want their readers to care about a character, they have to care themselves. I have to root for a detective who screws up as much as Thorne does, who shares my birthday, my North London stomping ground, and my love of country music, both alt and cheesy.
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Author:
Mark Billingham
Category:
Birthday

I believe that if...

Quote: I don't go into a fight mad. I go into a fight like it's my birthday. I love what I'm doing.
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Author:
Paige VanZant
Category:
Birthday

I don't go into...

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