Ryan Reynolds: It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes...

Quote	It's funny, because there are so many stereotypes out there about actors and movie stars in general, but I've had a great opportunity to meet a lot of them, and maybe it's just because they don't behave that way around me, but I rarely see that kind of abuse of power. Copy
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Norman Douglas
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Never take a solemn...

Quote: When I was young, I'd watch guys on 'The Tonight Show', Buddy Hackett, guys like that, where all they'd be is funny. Later, I remember, on 'Late Night with Letterman', I remember he'd have Jay Leno and Richard Lewis as first guests and the entire point was to entertain and be funny, and I think talk shows have kind of lost that.
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Norm MacDonald
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When I was young,...

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Simone Elkeles
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Everyone who has ever...

Quote: Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
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Guillermo del Toro
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You cannot dictate what...

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Oscar Wilde
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I can resist everything...

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George Burns
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If you live to...

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Category:
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Quote: A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute they give their opinions.
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Gilbert Gottfried
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A lot of people...

Quote: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
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Ron White
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I believe that if...

Quote: It's so funny because I listen to songs that I recorded that I didn't really know anything about at the time. Later on I'm starting to feel the songs. Sing them first, feel them later.
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Tanya Tucker
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It's so funny because...

Quote: You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.
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Chevy Chase
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You could knock my...

Quote: Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.
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Rob Corddry
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Quote: My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.
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Quote: I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video, I sell it to Fox and make seven figures. That's the difference.
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Conor McGregor
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I see fighters make...

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John Krasinski
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Funny

Boston is actually the...

Quote: 'Bridesmaids,' I think, opened up a door to allow women to show a bunch of different women in different ways of being funny. It was kind of like an arrival moment.
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Kay Cannon
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Isaac Asimov
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Jeff Garlin
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Quote: Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
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Quote: Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're absolutely earnest. If you're really serious, it's hilarious.
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Christopher Walken
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Laurence Olivier said in...

Quote: Never fight an inanimate object.
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P. J. O'Rourke
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Never fight an inanimate...

Quote: You know how old I am? I'm so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That's how old I am.
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You know how old...

Quote: Humor is the oxygen of children's literature. There's a lot of competition for children's time, but even kids who hate to read want to read a funny book.
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Humor is the oxygen...

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Ron White
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Dave Barry
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It is a scientific...

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Quote: Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
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Henry Kissinger
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Moderation is a virtue...

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