Quote: Michael Scott The Office People are always coming to me. âMichael, I have a secret. Your the only one I trust. No thanks, because keeping a secret can only lead to trouble. Like I was watching Cinemax last weekend. This movie, Portrait of a⦠Prostitute something. Secrets of a Call⦠More Secrets of a Call Girl. And the lead character, Shila, is framed for murder. She goes on the run and winds up working at a bordello in Malibu. I donât, I donât want to live like that. I like it here. I donât want to be Shila, I like being Michael Scott. Michael Scott The Office