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Quote	Leslie needs to butt out. The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds, and die of a heart attack at 43, you can. You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful. Copy Copy Leslie needs to butt out.â¦ copied to clipboard
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