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I found there was... | I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Copy Copy I found there was only⦠copied to clipboard | ||
I haven't spoken to... | I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. Copy Copy I haven't spoken to my⦠copied to clipboard | ||
I looked up my... | I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. Copy Copy I looked up my family⦠copied to clipboard | ||
I looked up my... | I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. Copy Copy I looked up my family⦠copied to clipboard | ||
The way my luck... | The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest. Copy Copy The way my luck is⦠copied to clipboard | ||
With my wife I... | With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. Copy Copy With my wife I don't⦠copied to clipboard |
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