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| As a small child,... | As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny. Copy Copy As a small child, I⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| I believe that if... | I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Copy Copy I believe that if life⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| My uncle was a... | My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I'm very 'preacher-ish' on stage, not by intent but because that's where I learned to talk in front of people. Copy Copy My uncle was a preacher,⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| The first thing I... | The first thing I ever got my hands on was Andy Griffith's 'What It Was, Was Football.' I was fascinated with the fact that every syllable made it funny, and I would laugh even though I didn't know what any of it meant. Copy Copy The first thing I ever⦠copied to clipboard | ||
| The next time you... | The next time you have a thought... let it go. Copy Copy The next time you have⦠copied to clipboard |
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