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Be assertive! No, not... Be assertive! No, not insertive!
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Can you give spongebob... Can you give spongebob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.
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Dumb people are always... Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)
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East? I thought you... East? I thought you said weast!
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Escalators, Escalators! …Eels.... Escalators, Escalators! …Eels.
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Excuse me, sir, but... Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.
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F is for friends... F is for friends who do stuff together…
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Firmly grasp it in... Firmly grasp it in your hand.
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FIRMLY GRASP IT.... FIRMLY GRASP IT.
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Gary, I’m absorbing his... Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material
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Good people don’t rip... Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.
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Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!... Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!
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I know of a... I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.
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I was born with... I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
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I wumbo, you wumbo,... I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade Spongebob.
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I wumbo. You wumbo.... I wumbo. You wumbo. He, she, we, wumbo. Wumboing, Wumbology, the study of wumbo? C’mon, Spongebob, this is first grade.
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I’ll have you know... I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.
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I’m Dirty Dan!... I’m Dirty Dan!
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I’m ready!... I’m ready!
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I’m ugly and I’m... I’m ugly and I’m proud.
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I'll have you know... I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.
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Is mayonnaise an instrument?... Is mayonnaise an instrument?
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Is this the Krusty... Is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick.
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May I take your... May I take your hat, Sir?
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My leg!... My leg!
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Nosferatu!... Nosferatu!
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Oh well, I guess... Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
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Ravioli Ravioli, give me... Ravioli Ravioli, give me the formuoli.
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See, no one says... See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.
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SpongeBob is the only... SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!
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Spongebob: “What do you... Spongebob: “What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: waiting for you to come back.”
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Spongebob: Aw, cheer up,... Spongebob: Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.
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Squidward, your ceiling is... Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.
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Squidward… I used your... Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
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That’s it mister! You... That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!
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The best time to... The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.
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The boy cries you... The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.
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The 'Campfire Song' song.... The 'Campfire Song' song.
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The Krusty Krab Pizza... The Krusty Krab Pizza is the pizza for you and me.
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We should take Bikini... We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!
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Well, it may be... Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.
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Well, it’s no secret... Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.
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What does Claustrophobic mean?"... What does Claustrophobic mean?" “It means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.
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What? What are they... What? What are they selling?
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Why are you mad?”... Why are you mad?” “I can’t see my forehead.
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You don’t need a... You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.
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You never really know... You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.
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You took my only... You took my only food. Now I’m gonna starve.
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You’re a man now,... You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.
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