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Quote: Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation I donât want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief. Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

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Quote: Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation I've been quite open about this around the office: I don't want this parks department to build any parks because I don't believe in government. I think that all government is a waste of taxpayer money. My dream is to have the park system privatized and run entirely for profit by corporations, like Chuck E. Cheese. They have an impeccable business model. I would rather work for Chuck E. Cheese. Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

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Quote: Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation The less I know about other peopleâs affairs, the happier I am. Iâm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. Ron Swanson Parks and Recreation

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