Margot Robbie: There's nothing I dislike more than being in...

Quote	There's nothing I dislike more than being in a photo shoot where they say, 'Be yourself.' That's not why I became an actress. That's what I find so funny: that you become an actor, and all of a sudden, everyone wants to know about you. But I didn't become an actor so I could show you me. Copy
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Arthur Conan Doyle
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Television has brought back...

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Fox
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Stevie Wonder
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Quote: Stories in families are colossally important. Every family has stories: some funny, some proud, some embarrassing, some shameful. Knowing them is proof of belonging to the family.
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Quote: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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Albert Einstein
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