Keith David: What has been happening more lately - of...

Quote	What has been happening more lately - of course, I also put in my bio, I say I do the voice of Goliath, but some people go - you know, I say something, and it's a funny thing when you work in this business, people will talk out loud in front of you like you're not there. Copy
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Quote: Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
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Steven Wright
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Quote: Being funny is everything to me.
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