Chevy Chase: Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in...

Quote	Yes, I've seen Louis CK. I wouldn't in any way make a degrading remark about Louis CK, but the question is do I think anyone is funny? And the answer is not too many people. He might fit right in there. Copy
Author	Chevy Chase
Category	Funny
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Quote: John Cleese was a big hero of mine. He grew up in Weston Super Mare near Bristol where I grew up; he was always very tall and gangly, but he was smart and used his physicality in a very funny way. I used to think, 'Well he came from Weston and he did it, so there's a chance for me.'
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Author:
Stephen Merchant
Category:
Funny

John Cleese was a...

Quote: Scenes change all the time. Scenes will change while you're shooting them, and you just have to roll with it 'cause that's what makes it funny. It's not being stuck in your character and how you're gonna do something, but to react to other people and to really have a real-life conversation.
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Author:
Yara Shahidi
Category:
Funny

Scenes change all the...

Quote: 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director - who were just fun.
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Author:
Steve Martin
Category:
Funny

'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' is...

Quote: People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life.
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Author:
Mark Ruffalo
Category:
Funny

People say funny things...

Quote: I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so wonderful to me, and it came in the form of that. It's just so funny how things come into your life, and if you take a chance on them, it might give you a brand new life.
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Author:
Louie Anderson
Category:
Funny

I had been asking...

Quote: When you see things upside down, the ego can be extraordinarily funny; it's absurd. But it's tragic at the same time.
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Author:
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Category:
Funny

When you see things...

Quote: There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted, intelligent person making the right choices.
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Author:
Tim Heidecker
Category:
Funny

There is nothing funny...

Quote: Funny things tend not to happen to me. I am not a natural comic. I need to think about things a lot before I can be even remotely amusing.
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Author:
Rowan Atkinson
Category:
Funny

Funny things tend not...

Quote: I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny.
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Author:
Mary-Kate Olsen
Category:
Funny

I run around my...

Quote: I'm very, very amateur, which is funny because I'm not in the amateur leagues.
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Author:
Shawn Mendes
Category:
Funny

I'm very, very amateur,...

Quote: Personally, I feel like I'm trying to redefine what a really good rapper can be like. Like, I think it's not often where a good rapper can be making funny music.
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Author:
Lil Dicky
Category:
Funny

Personally, I feel like...

Quote: Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
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Author:
Tom DeLonge
Category:
Funny

Humor has become so...

Quote: I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the Comics Pages. They were able to pull off intelligent social comment, pure truths not found elsewhere in the news pages, and had the ability to make it all funny, entertaining, and pertinent.
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Author:
Elayne Boosler
Category:
Funny

I've thought for the...

Quote: Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them.
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Author:
George Lopez
Category:
Funny

Whoever is my relative,...

Quote: I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.Flannery O'Connor
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Author:
Flannery OConnor
Category:
Funny

I don't deserve any...

Quote: I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
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Author:
Bob Hope
Category:
Funny

I love to go...

Quote: I'm crazy, funny, and good looking!
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Author:
Alex Wolff
Category:
Funny

I'm crazy, funny, and...

Quote: My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
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Author:
Margaret Smith
Category:
Funny

My uncle Sammy was...

Quote: I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.
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Author:
Will Ferrell
Category:
Funny

I'd love to become...

Quote: I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
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Author:
Moon Unit Zappa
Category:
Funny

I think I have...

Quote: I'm doin' something different. I mean, I talk a little bit about race and interracial dating, but it's not the heart of my act. I just try to do what I think is funny; there's no huge message or through line.
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Author:
Hannibal Buress
Category:
Funny

I'm doin' something different....

Quote: It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
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Author:
Bill Hicks
Category:
Funny

It's always funny until...

Quote: A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
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Author:
Don Marquis
Category:
Funny

A pessimist is a...

Quote: I was funny in a way that was not dissing the teacher; I was funny just to be funny. A real charmer with a prominent mustache that he didn't know what to do with and a smart-alecky attitude.
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Author:
Jason Mantzoukas
Category:
Funny

I was funny in...

Quote: Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
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Author:
James Thurber
Category:
Funny

Progress was all right....

Quote: I thought my family was really funny. Everybody in my family was funny. My mom and dad both have great senses of humor and really saw the funny in stuff, so I think that's probably where it came from. I always try to see the funny in things.
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Author:
Christine Ebersole
Category:
Funny

I thought my family...

Quote: I'm just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it.
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Author:
Heath Ledger
Category:
Funny

I'm just not one...

Quote: Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
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Author:
Bette Davis
Category:
Funny

Brought up to respect...

Quote: I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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Author:
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Category:
Funny

I am a marvelous...

Quote: I think that I come off as, 'Nothing bothers me, I don't care! I'm funny and sassy.' But I'm deeply sensitive. Not only about myself but to others. Not to pat myself on the back, empathy is a quality I've cultivated over my life. It came naturally to me as a child.
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Author:
Laura Benanti
Category:
Funny

I think that I...

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