Al Franken: You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think...

Quote	You know, Lincoln was funny. I don't think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you're funny. Copy
Author	Al Franken
Category	Funny
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obert Benchley
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